Top five ways to be a Detroit Lions fan
for the rest of the 2015 season.
1. Live at
least 7000 miles away from Detroit.
2. Listen to
the games on a very very small transistor radio.
3. If you have
to watch them live take a few Psilocybin mushrooms. Counselors will be waiting to guide you back
to the 1950’s.
4. Light
candles for Martha Ford and pray she converts to Catholicism and confesses any
sins going back, oh I don’t know, 52 years ago this month, sins she may not be
aware of or maybe has forgotten, for the sins of the father have a way of
remaining in the blood.
5. Wear your
Franco Harris jersey under your Barry Sanders jersey and you’ll always feel
like a champion.
11.3.15
4:07pm—A very cool overcast
afternoon and I am fighting some kind of emerging bug, fatigue, runny
nose, the yuckys to summarize. What can I take, the grapefruit seed fights
to keep my throat free from illness. I
need to stay warm, I need to eat healthy food, I should stop drinking whiskey,
ha ha, what is that, shoot, a shot of something might help but that ain’t gonna
happen.
At the ten o’clock hour Dire Straits keeps me afloat,
where did the last two hours go, a letter to the Free Press, a low cal cigarette
outside in the almost warm and wet evening.
Ya, I am mad. I won’t give it up, this curse nonsense, what’s going on,
why can’t you rid yourself of it, simply because there is still the
possibility. If my letter inspires a
sportswriter to ask a few questions and discovers anything, I am vindicated but
if he comes up empty handed then I will give it up. For how long, Lord help me.
Does this last paragraph sound weird? Should this paragraph sound
weird?
11.4.15
A seamless gray sky, brisk winds and the smell of rain
on this Wednesday morning, a morning that has seen Saffi and Said Wali fly to
Kabul for four days. Shit, who’s in
charge? Classes will continue and if
Rezak is around the general maintenance of this place should operate
normally. In the meantime, lesson plans
beg to be written. How many words rhyme with earth?
11.5.15
The chilliest of mornings it is, Fezel made parathas
and Rezek heated up thick fresh milk which knocked me out for an hour and it’s
almost one in the afternoon and I work closer to being ready for a somewhat
challenging conversation class in four hours.
The sun has returned, thankfully, for it is in the low sixties outside and
low fifties in the blue room. Congestion
plagues me still with the kind of coughing that endangers the hernia I
suspect.
All is quiet now save for the afternoon call to prayer
and now they are quiet. My right nostril
allows no air in or out. Here’s
something funny. In the desert I rarely
get ill like this, it’s only in cold weather and sure enough I brought to
Afghanistan five small ziplocks full of
medicine, just about something for every over the counter malady. Thank goodness for the Robitusson and
Actifed. Even the expired Symbicort is
being used and with excellent effects. Is
there anything else? Whatever helps to
dry up nasal passages I have discovered the
aromatic wafts of organically grown cream helps dry the cavities. How much do you need to dry up the nose? Well that depends if you have internet
access, if you got no students so there’s nothing else to do except continue
making lesson plans, if you want to listen to nothing for a while. The tv in the cellar here is off, the room is
dark, it’s after one and I’m wearing sunglasses. I know I couldn’t resist.
7:41pm—‘I can’t get along
with my brother, he’s always trying to control me and says he will beat me if I
don’t listen to him’, a candid response to my question to the young woman about
who she practices English with. ‘I like
Americans. They are independent.’ Shazaam!!! Damn straight honey, Live Free or
Die. And I asked the class as it came in
what kind of English music they like and a there were a few names I never heard
so with the speakers on full, and the first song to come to mind, I chose a
Tianjin favorite and wrote the title on the board:
Yes, how many years can a mountain exist
Before it's washed to the sea?
Yes, how many years can some people exist
Before they're allowed to be free?
Yes, how many times can a man turn his head
Pretending he just doesn't see?
The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind.
Before it's washed to the sea?
Yes, how many years can some people exist
Before they're allowed to be free?
Yes, how many times can a man turn his head
Pretending he just doesn't see?
The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind.
Right now it’s the Who getting in tune through the
straight and narrow. And what does that
mean I guess I’ll have to listen and understand more of the lyrics. It’s a who song, dude, just enjoy the music
and turn out the lights, it’s been a hellava week. Enjoy the day off tomorrow and do laundry. But wait a second, new life, the Who can do
that.
In our Art of Conversation part two roundtable we
discussed five principles of good conversation
1. Put others at ease
2. Put yourself at ease
3. Weave in all parties
4. Establish shared
interests
5. Actively pursue your own
And what felt like a foundation for later discussions
that could be helpful in finding a way to make this country secure again. Such as?
Such as having a talk with the Taliban, who the hell else. I am encouraged there are some in this bunch
who are optimists, a theme throughout tonite’s exploratory into the minds of my
hosts.
Meanwhile I laugh because I do not remember the last
time I listened to the Rolling Stones.
You can’t always get what you want
but if you try some time you’ll
well
you just might find
you get what you need.
Well?
Well what?
Are you getting what you want and need?
yes and no, of course, but that kind of summarizes the narrative for the last
fifty two years I reckon.

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